Once upon a time, there was a BIG BANG!!! and that's how the world got made. After the Big Bang, there were dinosaurs, but a second big bang happened that killed the dinorsaurs. After that Big Bang, God was born. Then, the Roman Guard hung all the Gods and Goddesses up on crosses. And that's how we got Catholics and Jews and Hindus. All the people had to go back to where they were born, to register to vote. But then, the Roman Guard hung Jesus up on a cross and after that there were only 11 people left in the whole world. Those people fought the Roman Guard and eventually won. They killed the Roman Guard, who, after they died, invented hell. The leader of the Roman Guard became the devil and the leader of the 11 people left on earth became the Pope. The end.
(have I mentioned my child is VERY creative?)
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