Life Lessons from the Hospital

If you work here:

- Don't as a child "is it okay if I do this" if you have to do it no matter what they say.
- The minute you leave the room, my child WILL poop.

If you are being treated here:

- Sleep. Wherever, whenever and for however long you can.
- If they give your child a laxative, it's helpful to already be wearing brown clothes.

What we've done so far today:

8 pills
6 poops (in a bedpan)
2 blood draws
1 puke
and a beep- and squeal filled night.

And it's only 2 PM.